If I were to ask you out, you promise there will be no lapses of decorum?
The author is single and frantically searching. Looking for someone who likes cats, bikes and grime. Maybe this is why.
If I were to ask you out, you promise there will be no lapses of decorum?
OH HI THERE [NAME]
I think we should be friends. It would be fun. I think we could cackle at the same things.
PS. I have never messaged a girl on OkCupid before and this isn’t some weird ploy to make you fall in love with me. I really do like men.
Must stop going on OkCupid drunk and not wearing my glasses. My miss-spelling changes the ENTIRE TONE of my love-felt messages.
No you don’t.
If a clone was made of you, would you sleep with it?
Yes
No
I Don’t Know
Vegan baking and Chuck Palahniuk.
23% Enemy59% Friend69% Match
LOVECATS: do you keep sending women pictures of your penis?
:kinda feel like a looser on this!
LOVECATS:i dont think girls like that
:excuse me!!
:lol
LOVECATS:i was joking…
UTE:was gonna say
:bit forward!
:lol
LOVECATS:what do you do in the day?
:work for a media agency in soho
UTE:pays the way
LOVECATS:how is that
:ok
:not exactly a dream job
LOVECATS:whats the dream job/life
:self emplyed music producing
:or setting up a comppany
LOVECATS:what kind of music?
:all sorts
:heard of bonobo?
LOVECATS:ye
:that kinda stuf
:chilled hip hop style music
LOVECATS:you should make commercial aquacrunk
LOVECATS:space in the market
:lool
:interestin!
LOVECATS:yeh i was kidding
LOVECATS:that would be awful
Hey do you have any leather boots which you are willing to use on me?:) x
wanna fuck? i can send you a picture? ;)
you have a smile that could mend a broken heart. I find it difficult meeting people day to day due to the nature of my schedule…I will be glad if we could swap mail address , BB pins or phone numbers so we could chat and get to know more about ourselves. I hope to hear from you, cheers.
did u steal my cat?
are you a thongs or panties girl?? xxxxxxx
